I bet they think they will be put up on a pedestal and be treated better than men. They will be chivalrically worshipped from afar until they choose some handsome warrior who will be true and kind to them. And, of course, he will be super romantic in between all the fighting and beheadings.

They're 15 or so years old. The answer is "because teenagers are really, really stupid".

Know what else I'm being? Correct.

So he outright ripped off an old, famous image he'd seen online?

Hi. You're being an asshole.

She needed a freshman textbook to learn about surfactants.

uh

Three hours? By that point, my sexual pressure cooker has gone cold and stale. Not even a quick microwave's gonna be able to reheat that shit.

ADULTOSAUR in: THE ACADEMY PERSON

YOU SEEM A LITTLE TOO PERSONALLY INVESTED IN THIS

Aww, he's so happy at the end. I'm tearing up. :')

That's something you see a lot with young, conventionally attractive women, too. "We don't need no stinking feminism! Look at all the amazing power we have over men!"

Setting aside however people feel about circumcision in the first place...

Most people look at me like I have two heads when I say that I don't really care if I don't love my job as long as I don't hate it and dread going to work every morning. My passions are family and friends- I don't have a brain for science or numbers. My dream is to write, but given that I have to support myself…

...what about a discussion about the point in a relationship where it's either take the next step, or go separate ways? every relationship gets there eventually, but there's not a whole lot of guidance to navigating the "we've been together six years, so are we gonna Do This or should we just split?" waters.…

The fact that you need to be a colossal d-bag to validate yourself is sad.

Nothing says "fundamental respect for life" quite like a mean-spirited, half-assed pun aimed at someone grieving over the loss of her husband.

"Hey, kids! Wanna look like an uninspired lemming? Wanna play boho-dress-up for the weekend without any of the thrifting? Wanna make people think you're a free-spirit chick instead of an uptight basic? We've got you covered!

Someone who wants to be President should really be above this. It's mean-spirited and childish.

They're not as good as a heron surfing on a hippo, but I've been enjoying these videos of cat fuckery this week: