This is really terrific Disney Villainess hair.

IT BEGINS

A few years ago, my aunt wouldn't shut up about how she was getting into great shape for the family reunion cruise we were gonna take in May. My other aunts/her sisters aren't small women and didn't have nearly enough time to dedicate to getting in shape (and two couldn't afford to go), so it was kind of obnoxious.

I bet he did that same dance when he finally got his tuna sandwich on a bagel.

Diddy did it first:

These beats are so fresh.

Nobody cares about the context in which it was written because the context in which we're hearing it now makes that shit creepy as fuck. Just cause something was totes cool in the 30s doesn't mean it's acceptable. It's like arguing that being transmisogynistic is FINE guys cause the feminist manifesto you're reading…

I DO NOT understand Teresa Guidice's hairline. What is wrong with it? Why is her forehead so small? It looks like plugs, did she make it that way or is it natural? Why is no one else hung up on this???!

He says he's a different person, but he starts the note with a "you're not that hot I wasn't even asking you out" paragraph before saying all he can do is apologize, but not actually apologizing. This is after he asked out a woman he apparently remembered tormenting but decided to act like nothing had ever happened.

I like how the age people use to justify stupid behavior keeps creeping up. 25 is old enough to not be a fucking idiot all the time.

THESE PEOPLE ARE 25. 25 y'all. Like I'm 25, I still make stupid decisions and mistakes but this is just fucking ridiculous. Learn and grow guys. Learn and grow.

Chris Brown is (say it with me) :

I will never stand between you and your choice to have smelly pee.

If your constituents don't like abortions, I would recommend to them that they avoid having any.

Probably unnecessary, given that another JD First Lady went on to have a tremendous impact on domestic and international politics.

Chris Brown and Drake should date

idk why people post these comments- usually a few hours (ocassionally a few days) later whatever they were whining about gets a prominent, well done piece on said subject. i love isha, but this here isn't a horribly difficult post to put together. heaven forbid more time and attention go into the other article.

Slightly burned cheese is literally the greatest substance on the planet.

Just cheese. Just all the fucking cheese. Melted on carbs or just cut off a brick. Don't even care.