Several years back I was homeless in San Francisco. I could often find friends to stay with, but not every night. The night of this tale I was trying to sleep in the park, and to help me sleep and forget about my shitty predicament I had bought a big jug of Carlo Rossi. Around midnight I'm good and sloshed, but still…

That's the stuff I mean. Every hardcore AP parent I've ever met has no children over the age of 5 because as the kids grow, parenting philosophies and techniques necessarily change. Ultimately, I think any "extreme" parenting is shortsighted and talking about it as if any individual tactic works for every kid in…

It kinda seems like allowing for millions of strangers to watch a highly manipulated version of your child's daily life, who will then take to voicing their now-solicited opinion on both parents and child rather publicly, would end up undercutting whatever good some of these parenting strategies might be going for. If…

He does NOT eat enough fiber!! I am on him about his diet all the time. I don't care about him losing weight (we could both stand to so it's not like I have a leg to stand on there) but if more fiber would clean up his shorts, I'm in favor of a better diet.

I accidentally did that... I was at the boyfriend's house and forgot how cleansing that stuff was. It felt very. . Eye opening? Like it was on the edge of burning but not quite there.

Great... now we're going to get another Ebrola infection here.

I swear, I think all his ass crack hair is a major culprit for his stanky booty.

I'm a dude. Here are the reasons I wear undies to bed:

Lmao at fart sheild, oh god bwahahahha..I scold my hubby when he lets out "unfiltered" farts in bed.

I feel like "Fart Shields" could be a very lucrative business.

Apparently. I could not imagine wanting to do that more than once, though! That shit has to be irritating.

I've tried them a couple of times, in the 90s, because friends were insisting I should try and persist. Every single time I would get so cranky after a couple of hours, and then realize it was because there was a thong in my butt. I hate them. They're gross. They are ugly. They give you yeast infections. Why bother?…

I agree. But everyone seems to forget that Kim kept quiet for years & only in the last few did she start responding. Ugh, I'm just over it. However I like the song is good. >_>

OMG finger ghost... dying over here...

I don't wear thongs, but I am at the point where I want to tell my husband to start showering every time he poops, he has skid marks on ALL his boxers, and it is foul. He says it's because he is a chef who sweats his balls off working in a piping hot kitchen all day, so even when he wipes thoroughly and is clean,…

Everyone loves to hate on the wet wipes, but those fuckers get the job done... make a finger ghost and clean that ring around the bathtub.

Easy solution: don't wear thongs.

Yes exactly. We whine about Madonna be too old or whatever, but she's smart about letting younger stars ride the legend of her coattails a bit in exchange for current cultural relevance.

I am also embarrassed for Kim. Not a huge fan of Nicki's music but I will always love her for giving us this gift: