Have to agree. I think a lot of the comments so far have been pretty tasteless, actually, as well as besides the point. This sounds like a bad joke, but I can only imagine the devastation if this happened to my husband, or any of my friends, and frankly I can't find it in me to laugh at it.

To the people who "don't get" why a guy would want to get circumsized: It's None of your fucking business.

So basically the surgeons approached this circumcision the same way I approach cutting my own bangs:

Turnabout is fair play, so...

Take care after your surgery. I wish you a swift and painless recovery.

Pockets. Pockets in your pants! Pockets in your dresses! Pockets in your skirts! MOTHER FLIPPIN HIDDEN NINJA POCKETS TO STORE YOUR SHIT.

I'd love to know what's in her purse.

Nailtiques Formula 2. It's AMAZING. Before I started using it my nails were soft and peely, but now they are the longest they have ever been and super strong. You can get it at any drugstore (it's expensive, about $20.00 a bottle), but WORTH IT. And it's clear, so you can wear it without anything else. I use it…

Orly makes strengthening base coats that I quite like. They even have one that is a ridge filler/strengthener if you need that sort of thing (I do). If I'm not using the ridge filler I like Poshe basecoat. As for top coat, I'm loyal to Seche Vite. Lots of people hate it because they say it makes the polish shrink…

I have Poshe for a topcoat and it is ok. I used to use Essie Good To Go (I think). They're basically the same - super shiny (which I want) but they get gloopy fast. And they shrink, so you have to apply it all over your damn finger so when it dries it looks like a normal nail. But. They look good and they last.

This will never make sense to me. I have eight bazillion bottles of Sinful Colors nail polish (at less than $2 a pop) - I finish them off with a Sally Hansen top coat and they stay FOREVER. On my fingernails, I've never had the color chip and that stuff can stay on my toenails until they grow out.

Yeah, pretty much all of these reek of "Are any boys watching? Do they look impressed?"

I love all of my neighbors with the exception of this one little old lady. When I first moved in, "Thomas" came down the hill and introduced himself and even shook hands with my slobbering beastie of a dog, Good Charlotte. (This made her positively giddy.) He mentioned his "partner" but gave no name. I thought nothing…

I am all for the humane society and caring for our pets/animals, as long as no one actually provides any money to do so.

Then you're the most popular person in the room.

Frankenstein's kinda cute! When she's a girl!

Amen!!!!!

I forgot how annoying Carrie Bradshaw is. I mean, she's totally right about the whole scrunchie thing, but what's with the super high voice and weird fidgeting?

White entitlement is one helluva drug haha