Yup he should've gone straight to the NFL. 18 year olds can handle dudes twice their age easy. Wouldn't have gotten injured otherwise.

PJ3 could park in a lawn chair somewhere near the center circle and be 90 as effective as he was against against the Nets in that fucking game last night.

This begs the question: why doesn't Tom Coughlin let opponents know about Eli's condition?

My stepdad, for one, is super excited to hear about a Mexican losing his job to a middle-aged white guy.

Report: Timberwolves unpopular with fans, according to telephone poll

See, Giants fans? THAT'S how you act like you've been there before.

"As World Series MVP, Chevy would like to award you with a VAN down by the RIVER!"

This is the first documented case of an old person moving from Tampa Bay to Chicago.

Cavs' Old Court: [attends local university on football scholarship]
Cavs' Old Court: [suffers career ending knee injury]
Cavs' Old Court: [plans on becoming a physical therapist]
Cavs' Old Court: [knocks up Brenda, his high school sweetheart]
Cavs' Old Court: [gets married]
Cavs' Old Court: [drops out of college]
Cavs' Old…

"He said he had his fill of football and that he likes to walk and wander, and he was looking for a warmer place," Ortega said.

He probably should have known better than to ask Kobe to wish him good luck before a game.

RIP

"I said, I'll just tell them your five-sixths of the way there."

Peter Guber needs a translator for this.

A white woman that had sex with Golden Tate, thereby making it easier for the Hawks to not re-sign him, and Wilson to dump her like a sack of potatoes before he gets his huge contract. And this from a white guy in Seattle. Nice attempt at trolling, however.

so what is the real story behind that quick divorce?

What?!

-1.

Summer '88 I'm having dinner with my boss at Ditka's restaurant in Chicago. I'm an easterner just moved to Chicago and my dad is a huge Mike Ditka fan, so naturally I'm excited when in walks coach with his entourage and sits down just a few tables away. It isn't long before a small line forms behind the man; patrons…