Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

They said 2/3. This is saying 4/5.

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

An appropriate homage to former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan’s 4'6" defense.

“My name is KIIIIIICKKKKKKKK, KICK ROCKKKKSSS. I love that song too.”

Counterpoint - fuck Duke

You should ask the local Waffle House waitress in about 30 mins.

Did he lose a bet?

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Pacino: Say hello to my little friend.

So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.

Alderson said he needs more work, saying “after the season, he’s going to spend 40 days fasting in the desert.”

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

Sadly, this is as close as many cyclists will ever come to wearing a yellow jersey…

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

Great story.

Dr. Dietz is the best; he is one of the world’s authorities on cardiovascular genetic conditions. So long as Phelps gets an echo every year and takes some sort of alpha agonist, he should be fine. Swimming is an ideal sport for us (I have VEDS). Contact sports...not so much.

Phelps does have Marfan’s. He just isnt public about it. I know that he sees Dr Dietz at johns hopkins; leading researcher in Marfans, EDS, etc.