But what if I want to make the cake for a child who is turning 9? Is there a different recipe for such a cake?

"I think everybody's gonna come back," Tony Parker said. Team chairman Peter Holt went a step further: "Tim and Manu are going to play until they die, so I think we are in pretty good shape."

Low hanging fruit, man. Low hanging fruit.

That was a low low blow.

You wouldn't type slowly if you could use more than your index fingers, sir.

Which week?

That doesn't look anything like Tony Eusebio

Anyone interested in this story or diet for athletics, check out Matt Fitzgerald's "Racing Weight", "New Rules for Marathon and Half-Marathon Nutrition", and "Diet Cults"

"We surveyed 100 people, top 5 answers are on the board. Tell me Mariano, what would you throw on an 0-2 count?"

I don't find this story inspiring at all. It is a story that certainly reinforces the fact that genetic gifts are required to be an elite athlete, but I don't find it any more inspiring that reading about the running regiment of countless athletes. The story of someone forgoing a slovenly lifestyle to dedicate…

Imagine how high he could have gone if he hadn't made the jump a year prematurely.

How relevant I am right now.

I would very much like to see the precious... one last time. To hold it....

Chicago fans today

I'm okay with the analysis, but did you really have to keep on describing Diaw as "fat"? Because, it seems wrong in this context. Big body seemed just fine to describe Diaw. Just thinking out loud.

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In case nobody has let you know yet, you are the worst writer on deadspin.

IKEA has nothing to do with baseball? Tell that to my super-comfy VÖRP sectional.