Attention 49ers: Aldon Smith’s handicapped bathroom on the 16th floor is now open to all employees and their families.

Oh. Wait. This isn’t the issue at a GOP event?

Scott Van Pelt still look like a penis...get this penis man off my screen.

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What does Maurice Jones-Drew have to do with all this?

Hulk Smash Opposite Sex.

We’re glossing over this?

He’s not really in that good of shape. Probably 18-20% body fat. The bench press video - he might be putting up 250 tops. Smith machine bar weight doesn’t count, as it assists the lift on the flexion and extension. Fat bike? Okay - that’s cool. He even has a rear fender. The shot on Drogba - we didn’t see how he…

Imagine if this were Amar’e Stoudamire. Eight crazy nights of this masquerade.

I like it too, and would love to contribute.

Mike thirsty as hell for that FourthMeal

The penis mightier, Rodgers.

Teen Wolf.

Especially since there are three damns, not two.

The secret is out - he’s white. And he loves weddings.

They won’t.

...and the problem is? You have a city backing a team that hadn’t done shit. I don’t understand why people are hating on the “bandwagon” fans. They’re Chicago fans. They live in the city. The city supports the team. The team loves the city. Piss off if you live in Chicago and don’t like the Blackhawks, especially if…

Dos Boot

Indianapolis Colts (2015) - team.