Blatter: Empty.

Now he’s shitting on the team?

...except he’s black, not a virgin, a thief, a better passer.

I have heard from a sheriff friend of mine that radar accuracy goes down when windshield wipers are on. If you get a speeding ticket in the rain (and no other traffic citation), it’s an easy one to fight if you have the time.

titty residue

Gay, eh?

Perhaps the deadliest.

Taylor Swift ftw.

Apparently shopping at Cameron Tucker’s clothier.

Marion Butts

No woman should ever look like this.

So necessary.

List everything. Leave no stone unturned.

Him too.

Adam Morrison looks awful.

Who wants a smugstache ride?

Grantland has that many working for them.

I like Kimmel.

CK is the outright authority on everything and nothing. He sucks.