...but Rich Eisen loved it:

Jared Lorenzen’s mom watching him in a recent Ultimate Indoor Football League game.

Aloha means goodbye.

I was waiting for you to get it.

Same to you, but more of it.

Dammit.

Tagalong is fair play.

Dave Chappelle and Rick James had a kid?

I hated public speaking and presentations until I realized this one fact - you’re the expert. They’re there to hear you, not the other way around. Use that as a confidence booster to steer clear of anxiety and apprehension. Also...don’t admit/acknowledge a mistake. Chances are the audience didn’t notice.

Manchester United Football Club is a professional football club based in Old Trafford, Greater Manchester, England, that plays in the Premier League.

It’s better than those lesbian jerseys they’ve been wearing all these years.

What’s wrong with these? Clean buzzcut, high and tight, no sideburns, no mistakes.

r u srys?

Wait until Dan’s brother Ted gets wind of this.

Crazy Eyes looks to be doing well.

Her flabby arms and poor form indicate she doesn't do that often.

“Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstasy and alcohol.”