Kendall Gill really has a grasp in the American langwage

Ok.

You haven’t heard of Buycks because he spent his first two seasons in Mylwaykee. It’s a small market team, ya know.

Even better? A new old fashioned. Freeze everything but the whiskey in one of those sphere ice cube molds (even the fruit). Once science does it's thing, plop that circle into your glass and pour the whiskey in. Slow melt, big taste, and booze-soaked fruit to eat at the end.

Please get harder, please get thicker. Ok, Guidess. Gimme a second.

Mega-load appetizer. Conant is such a douche, btw.

This blonde troll is horrifying.

Got it on. Why isn’t this a live Drew chat?

It’s as simple as something that nobody knows.

I see I have stirred things up. Sorry, but I’m sad about the Beverley Hills thing.I understand why it’s happening,but I don’t have to like it.

You didn't.

Sim Bhullar once had 156 beers in one sitting.

Jay Bilas knows nothing about leg span.

Go WSU!

When a girl says 7, it’s really 14.

Colin Cowherd Has Some Thoughts On Concussions And Knee Injuries: Whites Are Immune.

The old balls would also wear on your finger tips after a few innings often causing blisters and such.

This post better be the only April Fool's prank Deadspin pulls on us. Sage Steele is a national treasure for white guys.

Websites that change their entire news/content to fake stories need to be shut down. Fuck that.