Ooooh that's good.

Michael Olawakandicrush

Sorry about the fake Rap.

...or the yet-to-be-made Richie Incognito biopic.

"Sack like nobody's watching."

Not that vague. It's no Smarch.

Dank urine-soaked hell hole or peepee-soaked heck hole?

Fuck Face

Black and blue and a little spot of white.

Saunders said the pitch was a little wet at the time.

I've not seen a better user name.

- Arnold and Jack

The surface of the sun got fucked.

The Simmons/Nolan podcast sounded like one that resulted in Bill getting yelled at when he got home. There's no way he isn't/hasn't tried to nail her. They had a certain air of familiarity between the two.

Every Rose has its torn.

Is that fucking Dameshek?

His bullshit is why I stopped following him on twitter.

What's in a name? - Lyin' Williamses

Increase resting metabolism through a constant stress response with weight training, in addition to general moderate to vigorous cardiovascular activity 4-5 days a week. The phrase really should be "Eat smarter, move differently."