You know how Deadspin works, right?

Can't believe Wafer went for the dick punch. He usually goes for the Necco.

"I've never met a biscotti I didn't thank."

Well done. Thanks for not responding with vitriol. I approve.

You're an idiot. I hope this post never gets approved.

I fucking loved this skit. Only thing that belong in sink is dirty dish.

Bearded clam?

Have you seen Dakich's fiancee? He must be long...or her beard - she's the head softball coach at Syracuse

Krazee Eyez Practitioner

Remember when Nelly played for Winnipeg? That Sweat/Suit was a disaster.

Scott Van Pelt still look like a penis…get this penis man off my screen.

I stand by the theory that if you attend every class in college, keep up with homework and assignments, but don't study for an exam, you can still get a C in the class. Purely anecdotal. Would make for a revealing research study.

2. I stopped studying altogether. Instead, I really focused on my homework and trying to make it as perfect as possible. If there was extra homework in a book not assigned to me I'd do the extra work anyways.

Undisputed Troll Champions.

Tom Gulitti looks like one of the stock images from The Onion "American Voices" feature.

Better Call Madoff.

Point to the area where BPH affects you.

You root for the Bulls, you get a horn.

Can't Breathe.

On Thursday, Richardson said that would never happen again.