Better Call Madoff.

Point to the area where BPH affects you.

You root for the Bulls, you get a horn.

Can't Breathe.

On Thursday, Richardson said that would never happen again.

Thanks for playing. Thought this would get more traction.

Mr. Tomsula, during times of great stress, people are capable of superhuman strength. Have you ever seen the Incredible Hulk, sir?

Agreed. ESPN won't let Carolla on anymore, either.

No, but it's the Internet and why not?

Good. I can delete this episode without listening.

Not so Swift, eh?

No S'Well?

No S'Well?

This information should be given to every child in health class at a very young age. Research proves that high levels of activity and, gasp, sports, can reduce obesity, cardiovascular and metabolic disease over the course of one's life. If only the health educators had a way to deliver this effectively and efficiently.

Piazza loves 69%. Amirite?

Here's to hoping prison time is the best a man can get.

It's something to do, I guess.

Is it now good for us?

I get it.

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