Hired goons.

I think it's called "money."

Yeah. We know.

He's really getting his foot fetish in the door.

He'll Suh, right?

Or just CTRL+ALT+DEL twice.

I heard they didn't hire Arians because he refused to do a fake press conference. Really? Fake press conference? Cutler does one every week.

12-gauge shotgun in a night club? Now that's Old Style.

Let's not force it.

How Real Are These Rumors About Deadspin Readers Giving a Shit?

Sorry. Should have checked with you.

Glad to see these girls ended in Climax.

Seems like he'd be a better fit in Alabama given his girlfriend's last name.

Y so cramped?

LeBron's muscles are so tight in the playoffs that if you stuck a lump of coal up his gastrocnemius, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

Don't blame me. I'm voting for Kodos.

Semien was a quick release #nailedit

Curling now only sport allowed in both summer and winter editions.

Please respond with a question in the form of a statement.

She just can't stay relevant: