Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

This comment is too clean, it feels like a coverup of some sort. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING

Nothing says, “While you’re here, feel free to rub one out,” like the SI Swimsuit issue.

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No. I will continue to portray President Trump as the macabre, panic-inducing cartoon that he is. If I don’t have the freedom to express my point of view as I’d like, then we’ve already lost this great battle for liberty, and Russia might as well move into the West Wing.

You’re fired from my marketing company.

I’m just kind of amazed no one made the obvious connection of having Wonder Woman use some kind of prototype Amazon tablet.

More money than you got paid to write the comment. Judge accordingly.

Republicans that already have Star Wars names:

Actors who already have Star Wars names:

That seems like code word for impending dog butt disease epidemic.

I will take that shit into consideration next time

You know the old saying: “When all you have are massive bombs, everything looks like a German town in 1943.”

Damn. From the lede picture I thought they were bringing back the wig.

You should probably just spell out eating disorders. I sat here for a long time trying to figure out why people with erectile dysfunction should follow a particular diet - or even have a nutritionist involved.

If you are really serious about this plan, you can have 1 calorie per day and then eat 729635 calories on Thanksgiving. Added bonus: on leap years, you can have extra dessert!

You mistake understanding for excusing. I understand their choice all too well. They were fed a fantasy where being a mediocre white man meant having a middle-class life with minimal effort regardless of education because the all boys club was in effect. To them, those were the days when America was great. Now,…

I mean the best stories in Iron Fist’s history revolve around his relationship with Luke Cage, but sure go ahead and think that isn’t an important component.

There are always two.

Dumping of two of its heroes’ major love interests in this way indicates that Marvel considers many of its female leads rather disposable, which isn’t great.