Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

This comment is too clean, it feels like a coverup of some sort. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING

Nothing says, “While you’re here, feel free to rub one out,” like the SI Swimsuit issue.

You should probably just spell out eating disorders. I sat here for a long time trying to figure out why people with erectile dysfunction should follow a particular diet - or even have a nutritionist involved.

If you are really serious about this plan, you can have 1 calorie per day and then eat 729635 calories on Thanksgiving. Added bonus: on leap years, you can have extra dessert!

You mistake understanding for excusing. I understand their choice all too well. They were fed a fantasy where being a mediocre white man meant having a middle-class life with minimal effort regardless of education because the all boys club was in effect. To them, those were the days when America was great. Now,…

So witches float and wizards sink?

Chill out, Darren Wilson. You probably shouldn’t be positing on this site.

Like you said, you’re not American.

Correction: I said “Show us the dick!” because I A.) am specific and B.) will not be censored.

It’s also the first DC movie since 2008 that’s actually good.

I’m on my lunch break eating a plate of chips with melted cheese on them. You can take your fat shaming elsewhere.

It hit the target, so it wasn’t Osweiler

“I promise I will do nothing that will benefit ANY American...” ~Ben Carson

“Thank goodness you were raped, right grandma?” is a thing this guy might have actually said.

Man, you are dropping some heavy spoilers there, bud. Think of all the people who haven’t seen Bambi yet.

Okay, now the Trump campaign has made me like an E.L. James tweet. THAT’S ENOUGH!

This?