She’ll have learned how to carve a burdock root into a shiv.

Predators love being spiritual gurus because it not only allows them to groom their potential victim carefully and slowly but also to not pay taxes on their lavish sex compounds that double as their indoctrination centers. And whenever anything doesn’t go their way it’s because people hate their spiritual…

We find it stupid. They can’t even stop some fires in the Amazon but they have the tech and self control for nukes? That’s not being triggered, that’s pointing out obvious flaws in regards to reality being depicted on TV.

If you’re going full offensive, you should be Peter Buttjuice.

If finding this ironically funny makes me triggered I guess I am triggered but that means every time I laugh I’ve been triggered. Perhaps you are the person being triggered, there was really no reason for your comment other than if you’ve been triggered.

Your name is how I often feel. Great choice.

If John K. has a say, I imagine he’s demanding to be more masculine—aka proactive in a physical manner with his body or weapons—than the character actually is because his ego doesn’t want to be portrayed as a desk jockey even if the desk jockey has the capacity to be a total badass. John K. wants Hack Ryan to be a…

Not to mention we’re the biggest consumers of their cheap tech, toys and clothes.

Hey, the Pacific NW is awesome and Spokane is a part of it.

Actually if it’s a Jack Ryan adventure it would be written by Michael Scarn, his alter ego.

Russia’s goal is to create chaos in America, American influenced spheres and the same with the EU. Disrupting our influence over Latin America makes sense for Russia. I doubt they’d do it with nukes in this day and age but I doubted they would try to fuck with our elections and they did that in 2016 and 2018.

Actually, Russia tried to give Cuba nuclear missiles, which caused the Cuban Missile Crisis during JFK’s term. People were seriously afraid we’d end up in a nuclear war if Russia tried to plant nukes in Cuba. In the end America won and Cuba did not get nukes thanks to JFK’s stance and negotiations. So Russia would…

Pete Buttjudge does nothing but say incendiary things. Ignore it.

Declared with all the authority of an authoritarian idiot. Venezuela is currently a libertarian paradise that American libertarians should move to.

Phoebe become a Scientologist and speaks in their crazy patois.

That’s Kirk VanHouten of the Simpsons. Chandler did IT.

Thanks for informing us we have free will. I never knew.

She said Trump couldn’t pick his daughter Tiffany out of a crowd of people and that he didn’t like being photographed next to her because her weight is higher than average.

Westerhout reportedly broke down crying the night Trump was elected. She was a never Trumper who somehow never got Trump’s wrath or notice from anybody until now, which means she was actually doing her job fairly well because I’m a politics junky and had never heard of her before until this week. But she’s also been…

I will take dressing as a cowboy and riding bulls off my list of country iconography.