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If they’re going to leave it in they need to attach a real price to deploying its power. For example, after say 2d6+1d12 (or whatever, I don’t play so don’t know how much the damage the weapons do or their average DPS) the mech goes into overload; the players cannot eject, it explodes and kills anybody who isn’t at

You know the part about bad dads thinking they’re good dads? You’ve been posting about how good of a dad you are all day long on a Sunday. I don’t know if it’s true but you are claiming you’re better than 95% of the fathers out there. Secure people who know their worth don’t spend all day trying to prove their worth

What people tend to want the most is to be heard and respected. You’re hearing people but offering little respect. In turn, people are less likely to listen to you because they don’t feel respected.

Us white men definitely get to play the life video game on the easy setting in Western nations. But the game is still designed by a sadist so even the easy setting is full of physical pain, mental heartbreak and general unfairness. Even as a gay, disabled white man I notice life is still mostly on the easy setting.

Being needlessly bitchy will definitely teach these men to take women seriously.

If these complaints were true everybody at championships with major money on the line would have everybody playing the dad loadout.

Counter example: White man goes to the ER or his GP and complains about pain and gets X amount of pain meds. A POC (or even a white woman) who goes to the ER or their GP and gives the same complaints and presents the same symptoms they will get significantly less pain meds and are also less likely to have them

If you want to go further back, The Odd Couple (The original TV show not the reboot with Tom Lennon and Chandler Bing.) painted two men as incapable of functioning fully on their own because they lacked women in their lives. Usually when one of them were dating their lives went better.

That’s award worthy.

All comedy is rooted in stereotype except premium cable dramedys, which are usually not funny with few exceptions like Veep (but only if you love politics as much as I do). You’re annoyed dads are portrayed as less capable than women, which is a stereotype that still allows plenty of men to just work and come home and

In real life incompetent people and products get lucky and defeat the more competent and effective on a regular basis. That still doesn’t negate your skill except in your mind, which is your responsibility.

I assume you are one of the five whole people who play online games who don’t brag about their victories. “I went up against a three to one with all of them dadded up to the gills and still annihilated them!” I feel bad that you do not get to experience this human emotion.

Jack McFarlane made a joke about wanting to visit Hamsterdam in Will & Grace back in the 90's because he thought that’s what Amsterdam was called.

Since they are private companies they could ban Trump and any Republican that agrees with him from their platforms until they rescind their harebrained idea if it somehow passes. Trump without Twitter for about 2-3 days would break him. 

Plot twist: You’ve pissed off Tymora and she ganks your stats and makes you spells work like wild magic, which mean they don’t always work as intended, sometimes with disastrous effect. Now you’re off on a quest to win some gambling championship in a foreign land to prove your worth, where cultural fish out of water

The only reason they can have the “It’s going to be lit!” line is so Morticia can say, “Indeed it will,” and then start producing smoke from her body.

Elaine Bene wasn’t the person responsible for “yada, yada, yada,” it was George’s shoplifting girlfriend who ends the show doing time in prison for stealing shoes for the wedding she was going to go to with George.

There’s a massive difference between feeding a baby in public via ones breast and taking a dump in public. The latter will cause chaos and probably bring the police in mostly white areas.

I didn’t. Haha. But changing in the locker room for P.E. was excruciating.

This isn’t the era when a boy’s first look at some tits is in a National Geographic magazine. Porn is omnipresent, tits are omnipresent, fucking is omnipresent, the only real reason to spank it to a woman breast feeding is because they have a fetish or because they’re utter morons who cannot find porn on the internet