Nope. Cheez Whiz or American. (Always Whiz though.)

You know Hillary has to be a knife and forker, too. The pizza primary definitely should’ve gone to Bern and Christie, who both probably end up with cheese in their hair, sauce in their faces and grease on their ties.

“... on the other side, you have a female president which will mean there will be world peace as far as America is concerned.”

Verdict: those are sandwiches.

This has to be that guy who writes like 10,000 songs a year, right?

The point is that Christians are one of the most privileged groups in this country. They’ve infected our nominally secular government and they need to get right the fuck back out of it. There is no principled line to be drawn in the sand between religions and nonsense.

I thinked ‘nuanced’ is too charitable a word here, but yeah.

It all sort of looks the same anymore.

You’ll have your Hill/Trump and LIKE it!

That is so true. $1,000 for a show is only worth it if you’re wealthy enough to totally not care about money. I’ll take great seats to 4 or 5 other shows, thanks.

Because people are stupid.

AW is just jealous that AW is @aw on Instagram.

It’s almost as if the entire fashion world were a colossal, preposterous trolling of society by talentless mega-privileged charlatans.

While some zoos do important conservation work, it’s never been a “driving force” for anything.

Discovering the “hygiene hypothesis” was like the best thing that happened to me as a new dad.

“72 year old woman accidentally survives 9 days in the desert despite leaving the main road and drinking pond water."

I worked for a summer in Babylon about a decade ago - across the street from the deli/sandwich shop and that Italian restaurant that was on Kitchen Nightmares.

The mockery that creates the unwillingness to eat in front of others is gendered, and is a symptom of patriarchy, but it’s not unique to her in virtue of her being a woman. The Photoshop output will be the same either way, it’s just a question of whether one ends up a hetero dick sucker or a gay one. Though, in the…

Yeah, it’s idiotic, subliterate nonsense.

I would’ve assumed that Second Life was solid for Hillary, ever since they moved the server farm to the rec room at Del Boca Vista.