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There are some really shitty responses here. Like, no shit, it’s not a good idea to drink lotion. Poverty makes people do all kinds of stupid, desperate things. That doesn’t mean they deserved to die.

“Discovered”

Yep.

That’s because it’s a stupid fucking argument that happens to be founded on two obviously true premises:

You do remember the guy before Obama, right? Who went to the gym for like 4 hours every morning, went to bed at 9pm and watched old basbeall games on Air Force One?

“The fact that he was the first openly socialist candidate...”

Didn’t you get they memo? They fucking love Jews now.

“Clinton failed miserably in 2008?”

I got an email the other day from a professor of mine who’s pretty famous, so far as early modern philosophy scholars go. The subject line was RE: Wilco. It was my notes from a session I missed with flu. I was only bummed out that he didn’t want to continue our discussion about Wilco, and instead that it was a work

People outside of West Virginia/Pittsburgh might not know about this, but I keep being surprised not to see it mentioned in any of this coverage:

It would also be pointless, since the risk of contracting HIV through a single sex act is astronomically low. Even sharing a needle with a known positive person is less than 1% likely to cause infection.

My grad student friends (who are all younger than me) and I use it for our fantasy football league. Everyone’s always used it, so once a year we recover our passwords and have a dedicated email and login for that purpose only.

Not really.

To some people baseball is football and they serve pizza in Chicago, but that doesn’t make it true.

But it was a minor inconvenience!

It’s still cheerleading even if you pretend it’s not.

I was gonna say it’s a joyless, self-serious asshole thing.

Avenue Q is 22nd on the list of all time longest running Broadway musicals. If you haven’t heard it before you should probably blame your friends.

Median household income in NYC is 50k. If you think you are poor on three times that, you’re a clueless asshole.

“Our staff is full of military and some relatives have passed away due to 9/11.”