Egad! Teenagers sharing noodz! Why, next thing you know they’ll be sexing!

Yeah, that’s a pretty ridiculous way to say it, and makes the author seem gross. But “teenagers” just wouldn’t be as alarming.

I mean come on, it’s almost 10% as dangerous as fishing for a living.

I’m going to be in so much trouble that day. It’ll probably be “motherfucker” or “goddammit,” though.

Yeah, that’s a good comparison, because what’s the difference between MadMen and Bubba lighting cat farts? What’s the difference between a $1,000,000 60-second film by Mercedes and $0.10 pop-up ad for fake Chinese Viagra?

So sit on the base line or in left/center field and fucking catch one, dummy. The toss is for the little guys and gals who don’t have much chance of getting one honestly.

During the 2012 campaign, I could never decide whether the Romney/Ryan vibe was father/son, lovers, or both.

Wow. In West Virginia, as long as you have friends, a 12-hour mud tow resucue operation costs, like, a case of beer at most.

Yeah, that fucking kid should be grateful that he gets to live in a country where, at least hypothetically, he has equal rights.

Dear Art -

You can always count on fundamentalists to keep the institution of marriage grounded in its holy purpose - of dudes owning ladies.

Oh, yeah. And for that time she ran an overtly racist campaign against Barack Obama.

The convenient thing about your logic is that it allegedly refutes literally any criticism of Hillary. While there are plenty of right wing types who do, in fact, hate Hill for being an outspoken woman, I think most people around here hate her for historically being wrong and holding ugly positions on marriage…

I grew up on a IIe and a Quandra 605 and, later, had an iPod mini and a Classic 50gb and a 3GS, and I have to agree with the price/performance criticisms of Apple in general. If I had an unlimited budget, sure, I would probably buy mostly Apple gear. But I don’t so I don’t. I’m still a bit alarmed by the phenomenon of…

I’ve never done this specific thing, but I’m inclined to think it would work much better in terms of maximizing flavor and minimizing effort.

I have to fight against my own intuition on this, which is to say that you’re correct and that self-determination is a fundamental right. But the weight of the suffering caused by Iraqi “democracy”, for example, seems to undermine any moral claim in its favor.* I kind of have to say that I’d bite the bullet and saddle…

No way. Fuck muddled thyme. Make tea from the thyme and make syrup from that.

That picture is just cruel. She looks older than Bernie. She looks McCain old.

While it’s a bit offensive to say that some people aren’t “made” for democracy, it’s just a contingent fact about the world that some societies aren’t ready for it at the moment.

Yeah, those are called “glasses.” They probably also make wire frames if you’d rather look like an old person.