She’s awful, and totally incompetent, but this is absolutely protected speech and there’s nothing even a behemoth like Universal can do about it. They don’t even have to pay royalties or licensing fees as they do for music, since this qualifies as satire - at least as practiced by conservatives.

They considered combination names where you create an entirely new word—too bizarre.

That’s crazy. people have been hyphenating for hundreds of years.

Quick math, but I think he got ourtraised by Bernie Sanders 1,500 times over, which is not a proposition anyone ever thought s/he would type.

I can’t think of another way to explain it.

I mean, you gotta give them credit for knowing their market. If anyone wants dried Spam it’s hipsters, southerners and Hawaiians.

No, locker room interviews are not important at all. The only justification historically has been that reporters don’t have time to wait around for the presser because the paper needs to be put to bed. This, I think we can all agree, applies to a vanishingly small number of cases - certainly not enough to justify the…

These posts are a fucking asshole factory. I’m team nobody on at least half of every single installment. I couldn’t even read them all today. The whiny pseudo-expertise is really gross. Like, at least know that cheesecake isn’t cake and two-pound lobster’s are not “freaking enormous.”

People around here don’t know what a neck or a beard is. It’s a theme. And yeah, those jawline beards are fucking idiotic.

As if we needed to make another case against Jersey... Bologna and overcooked egg on a hamburger bun is not “an awesome breakfast” that I “have to try.” Good one, Jersey.

OK, I was envisioning the everything bagel. Not wanting raw onions on a sandwich is defensible. Being anti brined and pickled things I’m not so sure about. Do you hate capers also?

Oh, for fuck’s sake. This is dumber than I thought.

I mean, Oxford has been around at least since 1096, so yeah.

It has its ups and downs but is certainly worth a watch. I actually like Idina the most out of the cast and think she’s dramatically underused musically. Jesse L. Martin is my second favorite.

I can say many critical things and many nice things about Rent.

How could that happen? They do a totally non-zero amount of cleaning between flights.

Wait. Shared toilet/in-room bidet is a thing? That’s fucking weird.

I miss Al Madrigal. Also, not usually into Tyra, but that is a damn good look on her.

You can’t?

I didn’t know until I looked up her discography, just now, that Avril and Alanis were sharing the same folder in my brain.