Yeah, that always strikes me as kind of a gross criticism. Many of the happiest, most functional families I’ve known have been immigrant families who lived three generations deep under the same roof, without ever thinking it would make sense to do otherwise. I would fucking love to have one or both of my parents…

I got to “He draws lines and arrows...” and just hell fucking no. I’ve been a barista, and I would hate this dude, but at least he gets paid to be there (to be fair, he also has to deal with the guy every day, which sucks). But what about the people in line behind him? How has he not been knifed?

I like this kid. I also suspect that, had they been up by three, he’d be crying in his ice cream right now. Which is ok, too.

Wait - are Birkenstocks the shitty sandals in this story? Because that’s crazy talk.

It seems like con-artist “performers” have been a plague on TS since they drove out all of the old, gross, gritty goodness of yore. But there’s an easy solution - just give it to the transit system. They already have a licensing structure in place for performers, and can just post cops there to keep con-me-Elmo and…

Fucking Kinja.

Yeah, like the insistence that Amy Schumer and, for the love of god, Kate Upton, are fat? It’s crazy. Perez and TMZ and other gross outlets will snark if, say, Brad Pitt packs on twenty pounds and, of course, Louie and Seth Rogan get called fat. But nobody ever says “Jesus, have you seen Rob Corddry? What a fat…

Criticizing the weak, stupid, self-defeating tactics of BLM is no more racist than it is anti-Semitic to criticize Israeli apartheid - which is to say not at all.

Yeah, he was fucking leading in New Hampshire and had drawn like the five biggest crowds of any candidate before the dipshits in Seattle.

Can you imagine Bernie’s face when they said that? Or any serious person’s?

Leaderlessness isn’t a speed bump, it’s a wall.

Congrats on finding the most ethically repugnant doc in LA?

This. Additionally, the extra- talented/competitive ones will not start slacking because a participation trophy is adequate. They want all the trophies.

The look on that guy’s face is the look of a lifetime’s worth of “for fuck’s sake, Susan.”

At first I thought wow, 10% minority bids is better than I would have expected. Then I saw that included all of 25 black girls or 1%. I’m sure they’re counting Italian-Americans or girls who are 1/4 Japanese, which is to say “white people.” Alabama is fucking 26% black. This shit is just nakedly racist and should be…

People like Coldplay and voting for Nazis. You can’t trust people, Jeremy.

Sweet literacy, bro!

Oh, no! Your blurb on the Hunger Games contains the words ‘hung’ ‘gam’ ‘gin’ ‘hot’ ‘lude’ ‘cunt’ (obv) ‘stud’ and ‘pho’. Won’t somebody think of the children?

Yeah, that’s not an offensive word, or even related to one.

That is a good price on the Kitchen Aid, but the Artisan series is for posers.

That is a good price on the Kitchen Aid, but the Artisan series is for posers.