That was a better time.

I’m not a metalhead, but I try to keep up to speed on what’s happening in metal. I’ve never heard of these guys. Also worth noting that they aren’t even on the first two pages of search results for “Siegebreaker”.

In 6th grade I would daydream about sawing down a tree outside this one kid’s house so it would land on his bedroom and kill him in his sleep.

He was this real officious Republican prick of an 11-year-old who always wore a Harvard sweatshirt. I don’t know what led to him sitting at my lunch table every day, but it was…

Ok, GROSS!

Lotion Justice Warrior?

before it broke loose and ran amok across America’s northeast countryside.

Another officer, Ricardo Hernandez, told People, “We can’t say for sure that it is or it isn’t” the murder weapon.

She dropped some knowledge bombs for sure.

so blasse about posting intimate photos of herself online

Goddamnit, from the picture I thought this was going to be about August Darnell.

I don’t care. I love it.

http://www.rupertbrooke.com/poems/appendix…

So he was trying to say “choker”? That still doesn’t make sense.

“steam achievement” does not sound like something I want to unlock.

No one cares about Assad’s years training as an ophthalmologist in Damascus

I thought Abigail was her best friend. What the fuck?

I’m American and when I heard the name Calvin Harris, presumed that he was black. This is really weird because the only black person named Calvin I can think of off the top of my head is Snoop Dogg.

They say they built this fort two-thousand years ago
A man named James carved his name in 1983
Congratulations James, now you’re a dick for eternity
I don’t know what your words for it are
I just know what it is.

an awesome episode. you meant to say “awesome”.