Kanye is right about certain things.
Taylor Swift is right about certain things.
Kara Brown is fun at parties.

...and you do.

It was the most relevant post I could find to put up the Ham Signal.

If we could get Hamilton Nolan off of his hopeless nihilism beat and back on the squats beat, everyone in the Kinjaverse would have the butt they want by Memorial Day.

Get the fuck out of town. This isn’t a “black, white, purple” situation and you know it.

Oh, Glen Burnie. I get it.

We love our ancient Egyptian goddesses and we’ll be damned if we let some Abrahamicists take that away from us. They’re the ones who are always causing problems - why should we have to pay?

yup.

“To get tits-deep pow shots, you just need to be on your edges.”

Whenever people use the word “bodega” I always imagine like, an earthen lodge with a thatched roof or something. what am I actually thinking of?

a mile, basically.

1500 yards is like a fucking mile.

When you say “My friend, who I will refer to as Jimmy”, you never really deliver on that promise. Can you re-edit this post so there’s more references to Jimmy in it?

Should have gone with “Fan Dabi Dozi”.

I’ll have your portion then.

Why has this been shared on the Gawker front page? What’s this gaming stuff got to do with my brand-new politics site?

Please Mrs. Osbourne, do not discover this comparison and take it as an invitation to drop trou.

My five year old watched the original trilogy for the first time over Thanksgiving. While her overall review was positive, she astutely remarked about halfway through Jedi: “This is mostly boys .ñ

500 Days of Paris or turn in your license to blog!