I mean, just the number of times that I purely IMAGINE I left my fly down out of sheer paranoia... “Did I just feel a breeze down there?” All ducking into a corner to surreptitiously check. There’s no way this guy didnt notice.

you can point to any weapon on the planet and correctly say that it’s not an assault rifle

No one, and I mean no one, has ever made to me a coherent argument as to why some dumbfuck civilian should have the ability to own an assault rifle.

San Diego: Come for the Ka-Bars, Stay for the Gay Bars

All this time I thought the original First Wives Club was about a gathering of presidential spouses.

Hmmmm, $25 plus shipping. If I pay this price, will I get my childhood back?

1983. I was hospitalized with dehydration after a bad bout of the flu. Dad brought me this Fiat, because he used to have a Fiat when he was younger (i.e. like 5 years earlier before I came along and made him have to buy a Pinto lol). On the last day of my hospital stay, it disappeared overnight. I suspect a jealous…

This happens with the tracker app I have on my phone. Sometimes I’ll ping my wife and it’ll say she’s half a mile up the road seconds before I hear her pull into the driveway.

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I was just speaking from one dog to another.

Just say it: while chowin’ down on a feline feast! Jeez, why is it so hard to talk about this in public in 2016? It’s like some dogscrimination here!

Death to all murderers, imo. Why just the garbage bag ones?

I saw them a little over a week ago in Annapolis. During rehearsals the day before, one of them flew right over my house. I was out in the back yard with my youngest child and she was absolutely delighted: “When they make that noise I can feel my heart beat!” Watching the Blue Angels at commissioning week every year…

He looks like Ziggy, Nick, and Sergei from The Wire all rolled into one dude.

When you are old and grey, some kid is going to ask “What’s live-streaming?”

I don’t think he’s going to blow out his best friend in the media or anything though.

He had previously identified the abuser as “a mogul”, which sounds a lot further up the chain than publicists and teen mag photographers.

Gawker could get him to submit the names as blind items. Then he wouldn’t be legally culpable and we’d get to Encyclopedia Brown that shit and feel good about ourselves!

I had been pulling for something like this to happen when Corey Feldman opened up about it a few years ago, but maybe people didn’t think that he was the kind of back up they would want. Elijah Wood seems like a more clearheaded dude. Hope this opens up a door for someone to speak up and end the abuse.