Thank you. Now if we could only get

What does SMU stand for? The article never spells it out.

I don’t understand “crumble like frog coffee.” Is that a southern idiom?

There is no wrong part of PA, really. As a matter of fact, it’s all wrong.

Hope you told them they were just the regular kind of ass.

They gave some hints elsewhere. I think it’s H Str33t C0untry Club.

You put your wall on my dead rat!

Sister publication has issued timely primer.

What do you think the racist - themed bar was though?

AT-AT takedown.

Like so:

too many “at’s”, imo.

at Tubesteak or at Aunt Charlies?

So sad that you never knew the joys of a My Pet Monster. :(

I will go to bat for peanut butter m&ms, but this pumpkin - spice shit seems like they’re going down the same road they did with the coconut flavor from a few years back. Total mouth garbage..

Goddamn it David Berman, come back!

DC’s mass transit is not horrible,

Feels like there’s some major Kinja family turmoil going on here. Gawker posted this same damn thing an HOUR ago. Mom? Dad? Are you guys okay?