These Psychopathic pants seem to indicate more of an obsession with rings and buckles.

I thought maybe he was talking about a sixth season of The Wire.

Was hoping that your “Grave Potter” typo was a real horror punk band or something.

Portland Pooper’s Father Call for Bun Control Measures

her name is Alberta
she lives in Vancouver
she cooks like his mother
she sucks like a Hoover

A deviant sexual practice known in some circles as the Subway Snowball.

Plus she makes great peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.....VAN HEL-SING!

the white ones are the fucking best.

Yeah, my kid picked out that shit too. Something with a bear on it.

The look in their eyes says “down to clown.”

Fuck. The idea of a “Behind Closed Ovens” for the hospitality set is giving me chills.

Who actually wears a signed hat?

Lol. Stop calling it “fashion”.

You should tell us which retail store - come on!

I’d agree with you, but these people’s fashion is stupid and the lowth of drivelage.

Seeing the boxers is awful. That’s only one layer between me and their fart. Two layers is necessary to protect the civilians.

Does Rita Ora have a “Sunday Morning”?

The question I want answered is where is “over the road” guy from?

Stop trying to make me click on things by making them Not Yafe For Work.

That’s definitely SOMEthing. Is there a history of cases like that? I honestly just don’t know and would be interested in learning more.