Poor dude. Probably was all like “I’ll just be that guy. Everybody will love me.”

Yeah, beer and ice cream is a one-way ticket to fart city in my experience, but if dude was cool with that so much the better.

lol “knockout game”. haven’t heard that one in years.

I kinda want one now.

welcome to the jungle/we got fights and vapes

upcoming 30th Anniversary editions of Appetite for Destruction will have the famous gatefold of a robot rape scene replaced by a robot vape scene.

are top hats the new fedora?

My test is that the author has to have smoked crack. If there’s no crack hijinks, what the hell am I reading for anyway?

We could decide on what the fuck to call these bozos. IS, ISIS, or ISIL?

oh my god! i was jumping this dacia nova and it was like

Just overgrown mall rats freaking out the squares, imo.

In my neighborhood, there’s someone with a mid-80s Plymouth Voyager and historic plates. I see that one out and about town on the regular.

It’s not going to be robyn.com in any case

I thought it was typed up in Microsoft Word. No pdfs here, this is a raw draft.

I need more info! What area is it from? What’s the origin of the joke? I’m not trying to be a dick. Genuinely curious. I think it’s a great story.

oh, i thought this article was gonna be about the nintendo cereal system.

Honey pot makes me think of honey wagon and just nope.

Is Jezebel throwing some kind of weird shade at Sandberg by not id’ing her as the COO of Facebook? I noticed the same thing in the article yesterday, but it seems to have been corrected. It all reads to me as “Sheryl Sandberg, wife of this CEO”.

“the counties that you pass through on I95” is like Maryland geography 101. Build on your knowledge from there, imo.

0r an uvula.