Bobby Finger, your headline describing a black woman being owned by a white woman is decidedly uncool.

My friend gave Rodney his ticket stub to autograph. He flipped it over to the side of the ticket with the coupon on it and wrote “VOID”.

My 3rd concert was Violent Femmes and the B-52s playing some AIDS benefit when I was maybe 13. “Please let me go to this show! It’s, uh, for a good cause?” I was chaperoned by my dad. Anyway, so we both go and as part of the package we get free B-52s t-shirts. On the front, it reads B-52s. Ok, lookin’ good so far. On…

My first concert was NKOTB too, when I was about ten. I wasn’t very into them, but all the girls at school were and my friends and I bought the albums and t shirts in order to impress them. Anyway, my brief stint with NKOTB fandom was in fall 88 - spring 89. In LATE spring 89, when I was starting to discover hair…

Dean Gulberry?

After all is done, can you tally up the number of comments about giant turkey legs, please? People really seem to be into that.

Maybe Gawker could take a lesson from buzzfeed or viralwhatever about how to do a damn quiz. These frames are crazy.

I met a girl in college who claimed to be the progeny of a one-night stand between her mother and the drummer from Steely Dan. Now that I know a little bit more about the band, I wish I could ask her which one.

RAINIKA is the name of my Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Information Kommisariat Association

It's not that you're clearly old as much as the people who named these are clearly wrong.

I like them in concept, but so many of them seem to just be fake jewelry. Other than the first picture of the circle/mandala/whatever, none of them seemed like even remotely cool designs.

H2O yourself after you soda yourself

"IT WAS THE BEST STICK I EVER HA-A-A-A-A-ADDDDD"

Sticks and rocks are real important to kids. I totally don't blame you for freaking out.

Come on you guys, this isn't Jalopnik here. No need to feel so guilty about fucking up a dude's ride.

Totally had a fellow server who got fired for throwing her $0.35 tip back at the customers as they were leaving, like in Mary DeAngelo's story. Guess it helps if you let management take care of that one.

Ableist ;)

Was gonna say something about early 90s jazz fusion albums, but this works as well.

Is that one truck all sponsored by LIVE the band? I kept hearing "Selling the Drama" every time he popped into frame.

The country has "peen" in their name for chrissake. They've just gotta be down for some dude/dude.

Monster, Monster High