I’m in the wrong line of work if being an asshole on the internet gets you free stuff. Damn.

Lol, thanks Russ. Appreciate the update.

He’s also responsible for the Tennessee Kids who performed at halftime and were conceived while he was coaching the Titans.

I would sign this if it were a MoveOn.org petition

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Before kickoff yesterday, guy walked through the bar with a sign that read, Tom Brady Gives Uncomfortably Long Kisses on the Lips to His Son.

“I would take...a colossal penis any day.”

I might as well say it before the greys do: the person who killed Jackson was deported twice from the country and undocumented. Regardless: the death was senseless and the loss of life much too soon.

Nothing. This town is so amazingly invested in Wentz that he could mistakenly wear the other team’s jersey to a home game and people would shrug it off.

I would take a backup QBs salary, a Super Bowl MVP and a colossal penis any day.

Yeah, but I bet he gives his son bullshit kisses on the cheek.

he takes two chicks home?

So glad he and the rest of the Eagles stiffened up and penetrated the Patriots defense so well...

“Although Wentz will most likely regain the starting QB job next season due to superior talent...”

To your latter point; one could argue that he’s helping out a victim of child abuse

On the one hand, that’s hilarious and awesome of Giannis. There is nothing about him that doesn’t seem amazing. What a guy.

That kid is so stupid. With today’s exchange rates, a Big Baller hoodie would get you six cartons of cigarettes in Lithuania.

The Revolution will be commodified and monetized.

0. Miles Davis