Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.

We installed frosted window film on all of our basement windows. That’s how much I don’t fuck around. Nobody needs to see inside my house. Mind ya business.

Hello fellow dweller (wow, that phrase is melodic). I can cosign this as the confused white dude who grew up in the city. I don’t want to see what kinda weird suburban shit y’all are up to. Stop making me regret making the financially-sound house purchase.

You won’t see this as much in the suburbs. Those white people have curtains and blinds and shit to hide all of the money they’re embezzling and neighbors they’re fucking.

first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

It was like high school drama class

You work remotely, can thus live anywhere and you chose to live in Tampa fucking Florida?

I think the gist is that Kevin Durant decided to join a superteam in Golden State rather than deal with a pouty ass teammate in the heart of Red State, USA, and thus deserves scorn for everything he does from now until eternity.

I’m from a small town in Maryland (the very white, Republican part that’s been gerrymandered to death to make sure we get the only Republican US representative in the state) and yuuuuup.

I’m from a small town in Tennessee and brother you have spoken all black county bumpkins’ truth to the world.

Are there any Republicans who aren’t pedophiles? At this point, I just assume that all Trump supporters are sex offenders.

11 seconds? Hold my beer

The overriding message that if black people would stop complaining and just show some damn gratitude, America will be great again, is like a punch in the goddamn soul.

Turkeys very well known for chasing children yet dumb Obama pardons one every year. Is weak on turkeys, many fowls laughing at us. I will be strong. Butterball stocks up!

I used to loathe Lavar Ball. I thought he was a grandstanding troll that was coasting on the athletic ability of his oldest son.

Those seem to be the hardest for republicans though.

Probably not a good idea to talk shit to a former HW champ that regularly hangs out with a despot like Kadyrov. Covington better hope he never gets booked for a UFC Russia event or he may not make it back home alive.

“UFC Moron” may very well be the most redundant term in existence today.

Covington is lucky that Werdum isn’t Australian or he’d be as dead as Julius Caesar.

...in a locked room that will slowly fill with Zyklon-B.