Beauregard Marmelade

“It’s satire” would have worked if she hadn’t concluded the bit by saying we should stay home and ignore them.

(It’s also kinda interesting to see the criticism of the Fey criticism coming down to “well, y’all just don’t understand satire.” Like people who called her out just aint smart enough to get it.)

I actually read a compelling argument about Tina Fey’s bit that it was a satire on white privilege. Spoiler alert: I have a feeling a lot of people who saw it missed that and are now “sheet caking” unironically!

Because they think consent is fake news.

Why can’t these dumbfucks learn the difference between stuff that goes on between consenting adults and an adult—usually a straight man—raping a child?

Yeah, and that’s probably the coolest thing that’s ever happened to Memphis since Elvis died there.

Fun fact: That team won the first two AFL titles, and has won none since then.

Winston looking for all the world like an actual good NFL quarterback is one of the most depressing things about football lol.

It’s 100% true. Whenever I go back, I’m amazed at the number of people that couldn’t make it in a real city that have settled there. And on top of that, they think that they’re superior for being a worthless piece of shit that spent a semester in NYC instead of being local.

Nashville is basically drowning in recent transplants. Valueless bros from Indiana or Illinois or Iowa or any other shitty “I” state. Man buns and tank tops and TOMS and backwards hats. Vapid, Coachella-reject girls that lap up Nashville’s new Instagram culture. OMG DID YOU KNOW THERES AN ATM FOR CUPCAKES?!?!

Every year I start to type something about lame expansion teams and I have to remind myself that they used to be the Oilers.

Boldin (his name autocorrected to Bolton, which is honestly the rudest thing my phone has ever done) was great, but it’s going to be really hard for him to make the HoF. It took Chris Carter 6 ballots. Marvin Harrison is the only WR whose careeer ended after 2004 to make it in yet, and he had to kill for that. It’s…

I’ll always remember how he missed only 3 weeks after having his face literally broken in a game against the Jets. That’s some Ronnie Lott-level toughness.

All I know is Preston Wigington is the whitest name I’ve ever heard. It’s a last name snl would have made up for a Connecticut sketch.

Cue Chris Rock:

“So much for free speech,” says a mediocre, uninspiring white guy who is totally not a racist.

We live in the land of low bars. I was moved to tears of joy that a whole pile of folks got out on Saturday in Boston for antiNazi reasons.

Yea but it is Texas A&M we’re talking about here

Look, Cowherd, at least have the decency to post under your own name.

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