This comment here is better trolling than that of the story! Kudos!

Hopefully not. Many victims recover from rape and have happy fulfilling lives.

Hmm. I have mixed feelings. What he did was terrible but in general, I’m against criminals that have served their time continuing to be punished once they’ve been released. When you’re out, you’re out.

Wow. This is why I come to Deadspin.

While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties…

Savage.

There is no greater own than naming his first-born son “Knox”.

I respect that Lane Kiffin doesn’t take himself seriously, unlike many universities.

And those are just the stories he’s willing to share.

So even rich people use the “it got mailed to the wrong address excuse,” as if that nullifies their obligation. Love it. I hope the parking space rent is very high.

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

I’d say that it’s because it’s Europe and not the US but you’d probably get a hand slap in the US.

6.5 years doesn’t seem long enough for this shit if you ask me.

It would be but the Chargers were in SD not SF.

The Chargers introducing their new logo was the branding equivalent of a guy asking his wife to try anal for the first time.

Edit: I’m an idiot, but still worth a visual.

Any reason I can find to use this, I will.

Hopefully someone can find it, but Magary made a great joke about Fitz a few years ago. It was something like “You know, for someone that went to Harvard, you’d think Fitzpatrick would know he’s a shitty QB.”

Exactly. I hate to name-drop, but [Ryan] Fitzpatrick is still playing!?