Hell yeah! Kima Greggs, GET MORE ROLES. Sonja Sohn was incredible in The Wire. More roles for her!!!

Uh, 👎 no . If Kara read this, her pupil would touch her medulla oblongata from rolling her eyes so hard.

ugh I know it’s like she had the single most common wedding fantasy in western cultures, WHAT A BRAT

I’m sorry that tweet is hilarious.

(done in Kerrigan’s tearful voice)

the people with “life changing” injuries. They are the ones we should hear about, but we usually don’t. the dead are dead, and therefore easily quantifiable. But the ones that are living- they suffer, and have a terrible time ahead of them.

He’s gonna end up deep-throating his foot. Wait for it.

Bahamas. I think you can do it cheaper when you aren’t legitimately concerned about being murdered.

Justin Trudeau spent 127k on a vacation and Canada is losing its shit. These Trump stories make me feel better. And also worse.

With these leaks coming out, escalating craziness from the White House, and Trump’s depressed toddler tantrums getting more frequent/intense, I truly believe in a month he’s just going to resort to tweeting “I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his hideous heart!”

I mean, they certainly seem to know when I’ve visited literally any shopping website and then advertise for it... (I know how cookies work and all, but that shit is creepy)

When you watch Facebook live, it is ABSOLUTELY clear that it’s live

Oh, unfortunately, we know exactly what they were doing.

Why? Not for the attackers (because I give no love or concern for you), why on earth for anyone who watched and didn’t report it? What the actual fuck were you doing?

Wtf? Passing as white doesn’t mean she needs to exclude her biracial, black-American heritage.

Well, the Chelsea did live in the WH when Bill was president. /s

Don’t you ever underestimate a Trump supporter’s ability to squeeze “But Clinton...” into any conversation, about literally any topic.

“You know what the problem was with Starbury shoes? Should’ve been pricier!”

Reading this, I’m so glad my dad doesn’t give a shit about anything I do.