If you offend idiots, you are offending ESPN’s primary audience

Can’t say I blame ESPN for this—what Mark Jackson has sex with is nobody’s concern.

Bob Ryan’s not wrong. Neither was Keith Law when he eviscerated Curt Schilling, nor Bomani when he nuked Chris MEMPIS Broussard. ESPN should probably suspend itself for hiring idiots, but whatever makes you money.

That’s fine and all.

+1 True Story

¡mmmmmgooooooooooooaaaaaaaaallllllll!

Rural Carolinians were initially bummed to hear Superman had once again humiliated Aryans.

Rock over, London. Rock on, Charlotte.

Meh in 4-5 years most Seattle fans will be back to being Packers or Steelers fans.

Off the top of my head, historically, USC and Miami haven’t been terrible.

Man. When you see this stuff in person, it’s easy to divert your attention to the cheerleaders. But now that it’s on the internet? What are my (non-existent) kids supposed to do? Start Googling cheerleaders? Hot, young cheerleaders...

To be fair, he lived in Seattle (as a player at UW) for just as long as most of these “die-hard” 12s have been fans of the team.

I’m still getting reply-alls from the CBS NCAA Deadspin tourney. This was a week ago.

If going down the stairs is so hard, why doesn’t he just install an El Evator?

Like I'm going to listen to the opinion of someone who goes to the airport to watch a movie.

Are Seahawks fans quickly becoming the #BestFansInBaseball of the NFL?

Samer, I think you give this way more thought than the Titan ownership.

Jesus fucking Christ. Just find new coaches. Quit recycling the same shitty people. Stupid risk averse league.

The world would have been a better place if Camby connected.

Shaq’s favorite coach: Mo Cheeks