Not surprised at all that CNN didn’t take her off the desk for the rest of the day just because her brain stopped working for a bit. Otherwise they’d have to fire Don Lemon.

It’s the gift that’s been giving since 1982.

This gif is everything.

Hoooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu, brother.

“I think that Michelle Obama’s on Ellen more than I am”

He’s used to shade, what with being in Chris Farley’s shadow for 20+ years. Oh, and John Ritter’s shadow, come to think of it. Doesn’t he have any live people to exploit?

This little shit thinks he has room to talk about “thirsty”?

He’s using media to promote policies. It’s smart. It’s bringing the policy discourse to people who might not be engaged.

“The Saturday Night Live alum, who most recently starred in Adam Sandler’s The Ridiculous 6 and Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser...”

Seriously. Came here to say this. When was the last time David Spade had anything relevant to say?

Come on now, we all know that black churches are just really flammable. It’s something in the building materials.

“but did whoever swapped it out have to draw a dick and balls on it?”

“Or considerably less, if it’s in any shade other than snow white.”

I think Taylor Swift passes them out the first Friday of every month.

“the woman card, an all-powerful card worth 78.3% of a regular card”

Awesome turn of phrase.
(awful that it’s true. :()

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

It was so clearly no good.

I’ve been noticing alot of “Muslim panic” articles coming out of Houston lately. There was some woman who threw a fit over her kid getting a henna daisy tat on her hand because she didn’t appreciated her kid getting marked with some other culture at Christmas time comes to mind and not this.

Impossible! There’s no Islamophobia going on in this country! The Mosque probably just spontaneously combusted in multiple places, as Mosques are wont to do. Case closed, guys!

What a beautiful way to honour the birth of your lord and saviour.