They’ll end up hiring some painfully appropriate hack like Jeff Foxworthy or Larry the Cable Guy.

Those same people assumed that everyone on the Left was a socialist for 8 Years.

Lol except for Milwalkee, Ferguson, Ohio (Tamar & John Crawford), Baton Rough, etc. all White AF.

For Fuck’s fucking Sake, Nikki Haley is the only appointee that seems appropriate...barely appropriate

Roberts exemplifies Crackerism

Riiiight and PizzaGate was a totally REAL thing as well

Is he a closetcase? WHY does everyone think he’s gay? Show me the evidence!!

lol ok, that sucks for you. i would say the percentage of white folks getting violated by the police - with ZERO consequences - pales in the frequency that it happens to black, brown, etc.

Lol that shit ain’t “smalltown” Evanston is literally RIGHT next to Chicago

White folks get that one invaluable asset that the “colored” folk mentioned above don’t: The benefit of the doubt

Fuck Curt Schilling but - and God it pains me to say this - he should be in the HoF without question.

the sweet irony of haters blaming America’s “downfall” on “triggers and safe spaces” is that when those haters show their bigotry and are called racists or homophobes, they are indeed being “triggered”

Nah, somehow how Trump will be ducking blame and putting it on Barry

this one really got me

Wow you’re really great at counting numbers. Too bad Election 2000
made that argument moot.

mandating that Christians have to pay for someone else’s abortion

Sheriff Newell Normand had said in a press conference Friday that officials would take their time with the investigation, and do it “in the appropriate way.”

These are the same people that are like FUCK “THE GAYS” until they find out that their son is into dudes.

Tim Duncan laughing at Dwight Howard is still my favorite GIF of all time

I hope they lose to some Derp AF team like Washington in the Playoffs.