The Miata is a good car for non-hairdressers.

Longhorns gonna Longhorn.

Dude. Yellow Sea is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian Sea, please.

This has nothing to do with cars. Get this political bullshit off Jalopnik or lose viewers and clicks.

What a dam mess.

67 Shelby GT500

In my 2000 Explorer, if I tried a sharp turn, the tires would blow out and it would roll over.

BREAKING: Human with multiple fine arts degrees experiences tough time finding job.

Years ago when laptops had DVD players, I had a long layover in Newark and an aisle seat towards the front on my next flight. Decided to buy one of the $30 DVDs to play at the airport store. Saw Mutiny on the Bounty with Mel Gibson, Daniel Day Lewis and Anthony Hopkins. Rated PG. Perfect! Adventure movie I’ve never…

I fantasize about finishing my project car.

I hope you mailed the overtightened oil filter to Doug, not that he changes his own oil anyway.

Even better to put a Fiero engine in a Countach.

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, ‘cause I’ve worked in a lot of dealerships and I tell you people do that all the time.

Holy fuck. How do I get these on my Miata without spending as much as the Miata is worth?