I was largely okay with just about all of those bullet points, except this one:

Why don’t you use the Oxford comma in Ear, Nose, and Throat?

I hate to break it to you but the biggest result of this sudden national panic over harassment is that fewer women will be hired in the future.

HILARIOUS!

For what it’s worth, I think he was trying to be funny, and I have been laughing my ass off about this video for going on nine hours, now.

Deadspin office probably celebrating like the Hulk Hogan verdict got overturned right now

I guess in for a penny in for a pound. I just really wanted it to be good!

TRIGGERED!!!

Do you know why I started reading deadspin? I don’t remember, but it helped me through a tuff time of anxiety and depression In my life several years ago. As time went on, it has now turned to politics and leftism. Not that i am a right winger, all politics suck. I just want to read about sports, not bullshit world…

The best Bobby the Brain one-liners was when he said that Hacksaw Jim Duggan spent nine years in the third grade.

“So this is heaven, huh Monsoon? You’d think there would be less politicians.”

It means: Enjoy your stip-search, Mohammed.

A) Your comments are incredibly stupid, and only a very stupid person would write them. I mean, its one of those rare comments that is legitimately so incredibly idiotic and thoughtless that its hard to even know how to reply to it. Since GGG is a knockout machine, that means he should have lost just by virtue of not…

The real story is Teddy Atlas knocked Stephen A. Smith the fuck out in the sport of TV screaming.

Did I just watch Stephen A Smith telling someone to calm down?

I once paid a nickel to watch “Gentleman Jim Corbett” fight an Eskimo fellow bare-knuckled for 113 rounds. If the fight lasted less than fifty rounds, we demanded our nickel back.

Nothing constructive to add other than the vision of me snorting hot tea out my nose in a busy hotel breakfast setting... and having to buy a new phone. 10/10

Combined with your username, I got a good laugh from this.

Mayweather can READ better than Connor can box.