Can I get out of the grey’s please too?  It’s been 3 years... I mean honestly, can someone please have mercy on my grey soul?

This cover was quite literally the seminal moment of “Holy shit, this cover is waaaay fucking better than the original.” Every cover since this one owes a debt of gratitude to the idea of making a cover your own and completely blowing the original out of the water.

List needs to be segregated into historical versus current figures, and then live vs dead current figures for obvious reasons, chief among them it’s not an apples to apples comparison because there are so many more people alive right now than 1000 or 2000 years ago.

Who drop kicks a man in their 70s?

There is one rule called “Intent to injure” that requires the referee to determine intent.

Doesn’t matter if there is intent or not. Offensive zone players cannot touch the puck with their hand.

“...so are the half-measures we have now.” - Barry Petchesky

I’m a goalie.  Those pads are not completely rigid.  Hard enough shot will absolutely sneak through.  Rask’s mistake was not getting his stick in front of him to take some of the oomph off of that cannon.

Would be epic to have Running Man quotes spouted periodically at Trebek by Jennings -

Hey Brody, how those words taste now you fucking prick ya?

Looks like Tiger just served you a huge shit sandwich there, Chief.  Hope it tastes good.

People are crying because they remember who Tiger Woods was in his prime. He was, without exaggeration, and Alexandr Karelin aside, the most dominant athlete in their respective sport of all time, amateur or pro. The man did things on the golf course that nobody even thought were possible, let alone do under the…

Good for him. I love a great fucking comeback story like this.

I belly laughed at this for a good 10 minutes, and then silently wept at your poor misfortune for the next 10.  Good grief, brother... you win this one.

More than the population of all of New England.

Incredible how great teams go to Foxboro and suddenly forget how to play basic football.  Truly incredible.

If only someone at Deadspin knew the definition of irony.

It was his subtleties that made him so great.  Perfect example... “.....I’m sorry about that.”  Why is Okerlund apologizing? LMAO  https://youtu.be/7fWpWySQfWI

My dick is so big, my underwear has its own compartment for it to lay down.

My dick is so big, my underwear has its own compartment for it to lay down.

The more I watch boxing, the more Sylvester’s Stallone’s words from Rocky Balboa (2006) ring true - “It ain’t about how hard you hit; it’s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward.”