Eyewitness reports: comedian still telling jokes. More at 11.

Your job of being a dickhead? Thanks for reinforcing a bunch of negative stereotypes about IT people.

He got JACKED UP.

There were a few moments in that fight where you could see the fear in her entire person. It was like watching a real life version of the first Clubber Lang fight in Rocky 3

I’ve seen drunken frat boys in a bar fight while blowing a .30 with better head movement than Rousey.

Extra points for the reference to the second best Rocky movie.

• “ICE PICK IN RECTUM TO PUSH HEMORRHOIDS BACK IN”

Looks like Palmieri paid

That humiliating hop over the branch at the end...smh

Deadspin is obviously still using the outdated BMI scale to determine who is “fat.”

Welcome to The University of Ventura!

Sounds.... Repetitive.

I’ve never been more excited to be wrong.

WHO LOVES YOU, AND WHO DO YOU LOVE?

Thank God.

First wave: (too busy getting suffrage and divorce)

Don’t insult feminism with this nonsense. What you see on Gawker Media isn’t feminism, it’s something else entirely. True feminists understand that men and women are different(Neither is better nor worse than the other, just different), and while discrimination shouldn’t be codified in law, or custom, that there’s a…

Hulk, you say?

If only Daulerio had been in a “tragic” bus accident boss before he showed up in court.