I’m glad somebody got the joke, allow me to tip my cap good sir.

This is a wrap, right?

On behalf of sane and rationale people everywhere, FUCK.YOU.

You must be a lot of fun at sporting events.

I can’t wait to spend 60 bucks for me, my fat wife, and my fat son sit down for 2 hours to watch Mary Sue save the day.

Why wasn’t this flagged for excessive celebration?

I used to chat on AOL IM with someone from the UK who told me her name was Victoria Beckham. I am a metal head so I had literally no idea that name was famous because of the spice girls. We chatted for a couple years and then one day she just never responded after I asked her if it was the Vic Beckham of Spice Girls…

It’s funny to hear a black person disrepecting a woman just trying to do her job.

It will be a cold day in hell before Jez commenters do something tangible and positive for society. Much easier to rail about all of society’s ills from behind a keyboard.

Even though I’m American, I’m stealing “In for a penny, in for a pound”. I definitely can use that frequently :-)

No doubt. You wouldn’t call a Roger Clemens splitter after it was thrown by Curt Schilling. Same thing to me.

My older brothers used to put me in a boston crab. That shit is painful as fuck. No shame in that tap at all.

Way to keep concerned about the political opinions of millionaire athletes and executives.

You’re a fat fuck

One half of the greatest announcing duo of all time - Monsoon and Heenan.

It means that women are incapable of loving men forever. They can love a man for X amount of time, but eventually she’ll want someone else.

Men - Black, White, Asian, Islander, Hispanic, don’t care what your race is... Always remember:

Can’t wait for all the liberals to start posting how much they hope Maria takes out Mar-A-Lago.

Wah salami a lay kum by brotha

LIterally just saw a pig fly by my bay window...