The judges scorecards should have read one of the following:

Reminds me of an old ESPN commercial with Tom Jackson teaching football school...

“Here I am, stylin n’ profylin’, looking like ONLY Big Dusty Rhodes can look!!”

1st.World.Problems.

All this technology, and yet we still can’t accurately predict where a hurricane is going to strike beyond a cone of 3 days and 300 miles.

My family and I had to evacuate Naples at the last minute. Had 30 minutes to decide which of my possessions are the most important.

Agreed. I’ll save my sympathies for people like myself who literally had to flee SW Florida at the last minute with the clothes on my back because 49 out of 50 weather agencies were wrong about where this storm was going to hit.

My family and I had to evacuate Naples. Any chance I can get ungreyed in a plea at your humanity?

8 pounds in a few hours? How is that possible? What do they do?

I live in FL and am about to get obliterated by Hurricane Irma.

This is a massive win for the Oligarchy. Really have to tip my cap to them. They are always several steps ahead of the rest of the population.

Because they are members of the Oligarchy, and the Oligarchy always comes out on top.

Came here for this, was not disappointed

It’s a damn good thing your success in life isn’t incredibly dependent on your credit score.

You SJWs just gotta inject Social Justice into every.fucking.thing.

Fuck the royal family and everything they stand for. Atrocities committed in the name of that “Crown” should disgust anyone of sane and moral judgement.

Almost like finding out McDonald’s food is incredibly high in sugar, carbohydrates, and other harmful substances.

The Oligarchy will never allow war with North Korea. Too much money is at stake.

This is like saying “diabetes was found in a man who eats McDonalds for lunch and dinner 5 times a week”

We live in an oligarchy, always have and always will. The sooner people accept that the better off it will be for everyone.