I was wondering how it took anyone so long to notice that.

“Now I’m no lawyer, but...” (whispers) “Ahem. Now, I’m not much of a lawyer, but...”

The way things are going I won’t be surprised if we have two: the White House for America, and the Whites Only House for Trumpistan.

I used to work for somebody who represented a billionaire. If you didn’t know this guy, you’d have think a homeless person wandered into our offices by mistake. All his clothes looked like they were from the church donation box, and he clearly cut his own hair. This from a guy who could literally buy a hair salon…

Ugh. Dudes like that are the reason I was too intimidated to start lifting until well into my 30s.

It took me forever to find a gym in my new city. Most of the places were either Crossfit, or wanted ridiculous fees for access to equipment and classes I would never use.

My gym prohibits curling in the rack. Specifically. There are two rules: no using the rack for non-rack exercises, and then just in case you didn’t get it from that rule, no curling in the rack.

The main reason I want to own a home is so I can put up my own rack.

I’d say it begins there and ends with Trump is gonna pardon him anyway.

A judge had to order the United States government to stop systematically torturing children. I just want to make sure nobody overlooks that.

“We are deeply sorry that we accidentally did this to someone with the social media reach to do something about it, so here’s an explanation that makes absolutely no sense. Please spend more money traveling to Pride so we can discriminate against you again.”

Well, there’s some hope. Even a couple of the Phelpses came to their senses and got out.

I believe you mean the Satanic Temple. They’re the ones behind the Baphomet statue, suing for abortion rights on the grounds that their members have a sincerely held religious belief in access to abortion, etc. The Church of Satan is best summed up as “Ayn Rand, but if she was a Satanist.”

So in response to a problem that does not exist (because just going after actual bad actors would require both cops and prosecutors to do actual work and take time away from their busy railroad-people-of-color schedule), the government bans pets in public places. Having now created a situation unfair to the disabled,…

Sooooo many people don’t understand this. “This might end the world” is not a compelling argument to the right because that’s what they’re trying to do! Nuclear proliferation, environmental destruction, terrorism, mass shootings, all of it is viewed by evangelicals as a good thing because it’s a sign of the End Times.…

weed is legal here but you can’t buy edibles (I think? I don’t partake)

I’m surprised he was able to bring himself to say it at all. Evangelical Christians hate Jews and any “friendship” they might have with one is purely self-serving.

When Christopher Dorner was still at large the LAPD fired at least 103 shots at a pickup truck. They hit surrounding homes numerous times, but only managed to hit the completely innocent newspaper delivery women twice. That means at best they had an accuracy rate of 1.9%. It’s fortunate those completely innocent women…

I don’t actually like anime. I came across Lain when it came on as background visuals at a party and it was too weird not to look into.

I had no idea. I haven’t seen them anywhere. I’ll have to track some down.