Even in the cases where religion is beneficial, it’s probably not beneficial at the kind of church where they hand out this bullshit. Those are the kind of churches where they schedule an exorcism if a woman wears pants. And if that exorcism should happen to be fatal, well, that’s the price of salvation.

Fleshlight University?

If you feel like this is an awful lot of products, a good BB (aka CC) cream will moisturize, prime, color-correct, and conceal. Not as well as a specialized product of equivalent quality, but well enough. Especially if you’re easing into wearing makeup for the first time.

Right? Word has been able to track changes since forever.

I don’t read all 27+ pages of ToS for every app I download. I look through the headings. Some headings - like Force Majeure, Indemnity, etc., will always be more or less the same. They will all expect you to indemnify and hold them harmless. They will all include a section about how if somebody buys their company they…

Most (I assume all but I haven’t read every ToS on Earth) ToS that do have summaries say something like “We have summarized each section for your convenience but please read the whole thing because in the event of a dispute the full language is binding.”

Nothing beats the summer heat like an absolute-zero enema.

Nothing beats the summer heat like an absolute-zero enema.

This is why the business world is full of incompetents. Not one of these things has any bearing on your ability to do the job (unless you’re interviewing for a position in sales).

getting out of elevators because we’re the only occupants

One can dress both formally and comfortably.

After many years of wearing jeans and a T-shirt to work every day, I recently bought a bunch of dress shirts and slacks. My emotions are to break down and cry every time I think about wearing them. That is not an exaggeration. But I hate the living situation I’m in right now and I have to think about my family that is…

The big game changer here is learning machines. There’s an upper limit on human ability. There is no such limit on machine ability. Every time somebody spots a fake, it creates a data point that can be used to teach the machine how to make the next fake better.

I knew you couldn’t answer honestly. People like you never can. To answer truthfully would make you a monster and you don’t see yourself as a monster, so you dodge the question.

This is a very simple question: do you, or do you not, believe the unskilled and their children deserve to die? Because if you do not, then our current economic system is not aligned with your values.

Everything’s unthinkable until it isn’t. In the 1980s there was absolutely zero chance we would ever see gay marriage in America. But here we are.

Nothing like a well-cooked salad on a hot day.

I think it just used to be men (and yes, some women) saying they’d call after spending the night but then they never did*.

Exactly! Or I remember radio stations back in the late 80s/early 90s had these “loser lines” you could give out to people as your number. Compared to that, ghosting is a mercy.

Of the likely thousands of people who have eaten this lettuce, 35 have gotten sick enough to warrant an investigation. You’re probably fine, even if you did eat a contaminated bag. Which you probably didn’t.

While workers who are not given adequate time and access to bathroom facilities (and are generally paid by the pick/pound/etc. meaning any time away from the field is lost wages which is a strong motivator not to take a bathroom break) are one possible cause, contaminated runoff from livestock is another. They do wash…