My boss has stood me up for 10 of my last 12 “monthly” one-on-ones. I know it’s because he trusts me not to need supervision, but it can be frustrating.

If your desk is made of wood, you can just screw a hook into the side and hang your headphones on that. It’ll cost you about half a cent.

At my last apartment I solved that by getting a strip of wood long enough to run from one stud to the other, screwing it to the studs, and then bolting the monitor arm to it. It doesn’t look cute, but it does the job.

You could make this with soy curls or tofu instead of meat.

They’re doing their damnedest to change that. But for the time being it does appear to be the case.

The MO of America is deeply wrong. That is not news to me. If this is even happening (which I will not believe based on the unsubstantiated claims of a bunch of people who lie for a living), it is because nobody in their right mind trusts Americans, what with all the democratically-elected governments we keep…

This is exactly how I feel about the Russian election-meddling scandal. The United States has interfered in every Russian election since 1917.

So the agencies trying to force all US manufacturers to install backdoors into their devices so they can spy on me are warning me about the Chinese government using my devices to spy on me. What a magical world.

Whatever I got, that wasn’t it. It was administered by IV and I have no recollection of the surgery, nor of the conversation with my mother.

As with all things Trump, the most important question is, “What’s the angle you’ve already worked out to make sure this enriches the already wealthy at our expense?”

That’s interesting, because I was just about to comment here that when I got my wisdom teeth out in high school I told my mom everything about my extensive drug use. Fortunately I was on my way to college shortly thereafter.

Rand Paul is contractually obligated to make a big show of contesting a bill he knows will pass anyway a couple times a year, or he has to stop pretending he’s a libertarian.

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I’m fighting my insurance company on that exact thing right now. The hospital was in-network but the only doctor on call was not.

Because street harassment is easier on foot?

Vegetarians and vegans beware: the concept of veganism will be completely foreign to most Koreans older than 30. Even the word for it, “peegun”, is a loanword, and many older people will have never heard it. And when I was in Seoul people brought me spam and seafood dishes as banchan because they were “chaeshik”…

Bibigo specializes in watered-down, Americanized bibimbap.

Bibigo is a Subway/Chipotle/etc.-like chain restaurant that specializes in Americanized Bibimbap.

If you can’t get your money out because the fund’s not liquid, then yes, it only exists in theory. If there’s a redemption run, these funds will either have to close redemptions or risk moving the market because they are so large.

There are a multitude of risks in index funds. If you break a hip/get Alzheimer’s in a year like 2008 and are forced to retire, you could take a huge loss - or face a liquidity crisis and find out your money only exists in theory.