She’s dope af.

Huh. Maybe they’re better-funded in California or something? Because I definitely got tested there regularly and I definitely didn’t pay, and I didn’t have Medi-Cal.

Aw. I’ve been scrolling through the grays hoping I was the first one to pick up this angle.

If I was a Christian server and I got one of those, it’d make an atheist of me.

Wait, don’t they always do that? When I was in my 20s that was where I got tested, and god knows I couldn’t pay for it.

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In those cases there are living victims - there’s an SO being prevented from attending the funeral, or friends who are having to see their friend misgendered in the obituary, etc. In this case it seems like everyone’s on board.

That dress is everything.

I wouldn’t be totally surprised if one of my eyeliner pencils was from when I was in high school in the mid-90s. One of the ones I don’t use but can’t bring myself to throw away, like the article says, but yeah.

Yeah, my boss calls me “honey,” but I’m not dumb enough to call her “honey” back. She gets to do that because she has the power.

So if you’re given to reflecting on the massive size of our military, how much money they spend, and the things they spend it on—you might reasonably be doing some of that now.

I heard you can drown in that stuff. Very dangerous.

Oh sweet! I was just starting to think about ending my years of celibacy. This should take care of that.

we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat

No way this wasn’t intentional. Good job CNN.com.

If she was a man she’d be the GOP frontrunner right now.

“Everybody will pay 20%. Except we’ll let corporations expense everything, so they won’t pay any taxes. That way everybody pays the same!”

Bobby Jindal is pro-arresting a kid for making a clock (but he’s glad they eventually let him go). Amazing.