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And this is why truck drivers should double check that their loads are properly secured...

So THAT’S why they call it a “Beamer!”

I drive a manual and still keep my foot on the brake at a stop. Because even the slightest slope on the road will cause my car to roll. Unless I'm feathering the clutch up a hill in traffic or something

Who drag races on wet roads anyway? I would think even the broiest of bros would know better.

GTO: “Let’s floor it in our (presumably) high-power, RWD muscle cars on a slick, rain-soaked road with traffic all around us to show off how big our dicks are!”

utility companies really, really dislike it when you knock down poles.

They should just rename the Mustang to some kind of fish, because I’ve seen far too many get fishy in the rain.

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mine, written up here, picked up for a national TV show soon

This was one of the most digusting things I’ve read.I felt awful after that one.

Throw a supercharger and some bolt-ons on a fox body Mustang and you’ll have 400hp for $8k

Don’t be that guy. You know there’s another guy who spent even less on a used car and gets even more performance to make your used 2012 Golf R look silly under any circumstance on a $ to hp basis.

I laugh so hard at people who say this.

Yes it is! Just found this picture via an image search as well, for scale. Kei cars are fantastic.

“Oh cool, that’s a neat looking ca...holy shit it’s tiny.” - Me. Just now.

Still one of my favorite Kei cars.

The river is too deep to ford. You lose:

Since kei car restrictions required Suzuki to under-extract power from an engine so detuned from the factory that you can double the output with bolt-on intake/exhaust and an ECU reflash, I’d say there’s quite a lot of room for water before there’s any real risk of over-extraction.

Looks to me like it’s making a delicious cappuccino.

I don’t think the GT is even close to $400k cool. Maybe with a unique motor, but as-is I’d say maybe $250k tops.