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You all must lead the most anxiety ridden, boring, selfish, and woefully sheltered lives ever if you’re surprised/offended by any of this. And if that’s the case, good...luck finding a career, family, happiness, etc.

Bahahahaha, you fucking babies. Go find a safe space to plot your next riot.

Tom, who’s the white supremacist candidate. As far as I recall, Donald Trump is the nominee...oh, wait, were you trying to be funny and unoriginal at the same time again??

Oh, and in case you were unaware, you showed all of us how few black people you know (and how kinda racist you are) in thinking that A. Because he knows black people and is friends with many of them, he must think the same way white liberals think that blacks think, and B. That you even know how blacks think. Pretty…

“Chill” and “left-leaning” are oxymorons. Or have you not been...oh, who am I kidding, of COURSE you don’t pay attention to anything poli-sci-ish. You’re a Deadspin reader! Little cutie that you are...good luck in post-grad!

Holy shit, Kevin, YOU still have a job here??? Yikes, budgets must be tiiiiiight. Btw, FANTASTIC article (that I can skip, now that I see you [tried] to write it). Toodles!

Lindsey, as an upper middle class, college educated, underexperienced lily-white female, can you elaborate on how the above images (jacked chief wahoo busting through his shirt [MALE PATRIARCHY TRIGGER WARNING] and some fat guys dressing UP as chief wahoo [because don’t we ALL typically dress as people we hate,…

Well, that’s because you’re making a wildly disanalogous comparison: John Lynch dominated on a significantly higher level, for longer, and in a MUCH more important facet of the sport (defense over special teams), and is not only a multi-pro bowler AND HOF’r, but also one of the best safeties to ever play the game. I’d…

Oh, kewt little Feinberg doing her MIGHTIEST to deflect from facts (you know, that YOUR GOD Hillary was complicit in covering up/intimidating the victims of her husband’s ACTUAL PROVEN SEXUAL ASSAULTS/RAPES, whilst hanging a man from the gallows whom has done NOTHING even remotely similar [and I think Trump is a…

Surprisingly, no one can seem to understand easily discernible literary clarity in this echo-chamber. SURPRISINGLY I tell you!

I don’t doubt for one second that that is the furthest extent of your deductive reasoning abilities.

Obviously. That’s why I wrote the above, right??

Btw, why don’t you debate me, Ashley? I guarantee we have a lot more in common, ideologically, than (I’m certain) you’d like to think. I really and truly would like to edify you on political-science/communications, as you, and niche bloggers are solely responsible for the incomprehensible racial and political…

Ashley, you have lost your mind. You’re obsession with (woefully psychotic and purposefully misleading) anecdotes about Trump will be the end of your writing “career.” You now will never (ever) be taken seriously as a “journalist” (of which I’m assuming you aspire to be one day), as regurgitation of conspiracy with a…

Why?? She blows everything NOT named “Bill.”

Hey, Ashley, I know you’re only seventeen, but Donald Trump was never Secretary of State. You’re just never gonna understand what that silly word (“fact”) means, huh?? Oh you...XOXO

By giving them what they deserve: Heavy doses of reality.

No, we’re just against the virulent racist terrorism of BLM. They’re a terrorist group, motivated SOLELY by hatred towards whites, peace officers and an aversion to intellectual honesty (you know, because the officer whom shot the armed criminal was black; how inconvenient for you and your racist “friends.”)

Of course they do. That doesn’t fit the Gawke...oh wait, that doesn’t exist anymore because of their willful recklessness/ignorance...doesn’t fit DEADSPINS narrative that white people are evil racists that hate all black people. Because that makes sooooooo much historical sense.